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Somali Non-Pirates
Alright World, when did we begin to accept that these are Pirates?
I mean look at these guys! There are no hats, no skull and cross bones and since when did "Pirates" not carry swords?
These guys have successfully taken everything that was awesome about Pirates and destroyed it. Being a pirate used to be a dream of mine but now I want nothing to do with it. And for all of you that are wondering how I can just sit and watch the news and have come up with this from their 5 minute clip you would be greatly mistaken. Back in summer of '06 good 'ol EMac here had a run in with these fake Pirates, but at least those ones were in a motor less boat. Back in the day Pirates were something that stuck fear into people and now everybody knows that the mighty US Navy can just rescue you without any real risk. What kind of "Pirates" so these guys think they are? Yes I did put Pirates into quotes because who really carries an RPG? Terrorists, no pirates! Pirates use cannons, and a flag to strike fear into you before swashbuckling and commandeering your vessel. These guys are just Terrorists and I think that it is time they begin to be labeled as such. So now I leave you World with just this one last thought. When the cut of Black Beard's head, the most feared Pirate of all time, his body continued to run around. Could any of these guys do that if they were decapitated?
I mean look at these guys! There are no hats, no skull and cross bones and since when did "Pirates" not carry swords?
These guys have successfully taken everything that was awesome about Pirates and destroyed it. Being a pirate used to be a dream of mine but now I want nothing to do with it. And for all of you that are wondering how I can just sit and watch the news and have come up with this from their 5 minute clip you would be greatly mistaken. Back in summer of '06 good 'ol EMac here had a run in with these fake Pirates, but at least those ones were in a motor less boat. Back in the day Pirates were something that stuck fear into people and now everybody knows that the mighty US Navy can just rescue you without any real risk. What kind of "Pirates" so these guys think they are? Yes I did put Pirates into quotes because who really carries an RPG? Terrorists, no pirates! Pirates use cannons, and a flag to strike fear into you before swashbuckling and commandeering your vessel. These guys are just Terrorists and I think that it is time they begin to be labeled as such. So now I leave you World with just this one last thought. When the cut of Black Beard's head, the most feared Pirate of all time, his body continued to run around. Could any of these guys do that if they were decapitated?
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